Sunday, December 28, 2003

Oh Jean... how naive! How can he be out on his ass when the Supreme Court got him his job?
But thank god we're not in Italy!!!

Yet another case of Industrial disease

How very very odd. I've never heard of any place like this in my life!
Hmmm. Then again what could be the hottest new accessory for that eligible batchlor who simply has everything? Of course! a Government! Simple matter of dumping a few millions and calling up some old friends. Caaaliiifoooniaaaa!

Yeah, well like it's about time it was said. After the fall of the USSR, the marketing of the PRC and the madness of the PRNK Karl Marx was right. Or if you like to listen to CNN Democracy and Free Market Economics go together like protesters and sgtrike busters. Oh... sorry i meant your friendly neighborhood police department's riot squad. Or if you like to get things straight, corporations have taken over the US government. Now I do keep that 10 foot cattle prod pointed straight at the foil hat crowd but it's absolutely glaring. Every single member of the US cabinet is a top executive in a major corporation. Cheney as VP and Halliburton getting all those juicy juicy government contracts, for the sake of writing it, is not a coincidence. Like they say ownership is 9/10ths of the law. And the government is all about law.

But to make things even more dismal, executives are in fact employees. They may own some of the company they work for but they certainly can get fired. The stocks are down? Productivity is slacking? fire the president. So who does in fact own all this stuff. All the factories making gasoline additives? All the WallMarts (thanks for destroying rural life), the oil wells (well no need to thank anyone there), the coke cola bottling plants (a company which is planning to put adds on the moon. Just in case you forgot who they were. Okay, that's a joke)? I'll tell you! The masses! The diaspora of the working ones!! Each and every one of US!!! Or you can just say 'Old Money'. You know. Those hidden billionaires out there. The ones who not olny get away with murder, but never get 'suspected'. The ones with family trees with Hapsburg and Coburg branches. People who take Leona Helmsley as an example. But what do you expect? When the US government can olny pay the POTUS 400k in all good conscience and Halliburton can pay Mr Cheney, all conscience aside, an ez 30M . And what can we do about it? We can vote, or shall i say we could. I do. I vote for the Greens. Which around here get as many votes as the Marxist Leninist. But then again why should I waste my vote on the Liberals? You could start hanging around survivalists, which i wouldn't discount as needless contacts. Who knows, in 10 years they might come in handy. Or you could RUN AWAY!!
People will call you a coward. People will say you're a loser. But hey, you won't be paying 30 to 50 % income tax to feed the likes of the Lockeed Martin Board of Directors at the rate of 2G$ a B2. Which are, of course, sorely needed. So do yourself a favor. Do us all a favor and look at the map. Chose your favorite weather and find a nice small friendly nation which is in dire need of Sociology Bachelors. At least you won't have to worry about who's gonna win the 'elections'. Or if Ken Lay is finally going to be tried.
You'll be able to live an easy life, well easier, in some nation you'll have to remind your friends an family exactly on which continent it is. Suggestions? Well the pickings are slim. Singapore is one. Tunisia is another. Lebanon ain't so bad anymore. Argentina would have been a choice pick, if it weren't for that whole 'Hmmm, you know the World Bank just might be right.' thang. Venezuela looks kinda safe, for now. Costa Rica's been one of those places where nothing ever happens. Or you could stay home and start talking back to Wolf Blitzer.

If you don't know who Halliburton is -- watch this quick primer. Why is Cheney not yet out on his ass, while there's a clear cut case of conflict of interest? Because rich guys don't get caught.

Saturday, December 27, 2003

I'm Jean's crazy cousin. After sending a few emails starting off with a news article and going on about how it demonstrates the world's insanity he asked if i knew what a blog was. Yadda yadda yadda... here i am posing.
I thought i'd make my first one one of those emails.

a little story about a president

that's it. i'm moving to Somalia. At least i'll be
safe there when some completely unsupected barbarian
horde arises and starts sacking the cities of Europe
like a bull in a candy shop in a decade and a half or
so. I'm willing to bet my left foot, it's about all i
have left anyways, that this world will become a hell
unseen since Tamerlane picked up his picturesque hobby
of forming pyramids out of human skulls (At his best
he was giddily overjoyed to hear that 70 000 ppl had
contributed their all towards his best efforts in
macro geometrics) the second that the USA decides that
for some strange reason, which has nothing to do with shooting looters on sight, democracy is after all
impossible to implement in Iraq and sadly bids that fair land a fair
adieu. At least Vietnam had communism to fall back on.
But then again Iraq has it's neighbours i have heard that Syria, Saudi Arabia, Iran and
Turkey, with Israeli logistical support, are planning
to form a 'loose coalition' to cover America's
forthcoming tactical withdrawl. The fraction of the
Arab League, yet another thing the world has to thank
Dr. Kissinger for. But for Saddam Hussein George
Herbert Bush isn't on that many ppl's chrismas list.
Well apart from the Vice chief executive, of both the
US Army AND Haliburton! Man does that guy have it
made.

I'm serious. This stuff is starting to become,
pardoner mon francais, fucking scary. Of all things
that were still holding together the EU was it.
Seriously... there IS nothing else left. South America
is thiving the way AIDS is in Africa. Japan is going
the way of the US... skipping the whole peace and love
thing straight into Inner City ghettos and pathetic
apathy. The freefall of the US dollar is robbing the
EU of any kind of an export market. China is fast
turning into some sort of communist police state
freemarket labor hell chimera. America has finally
progressed from a cold war bipolar world view to full
blown case of 'Imperator Mundi' paranoid
schizophrenia. Grotesque tendencies, deletions of
Grandeur and all. Everything between is either at war,
in insurrection, about to split like a plutonium
nucleus, or so completely out of it all their citizens
think that the Fearless Leader invented everything
from alluvial irrigation to fiber optics. Unfortunately
the credit for the Atom Bomb had to fall on the USA.
But it doesn't mean they're not trying to catch up.
There are a few nations out there that have a hope in
hell. I'm thinking Singapore and...ummm... oh yeah!
Iceland!
I wonder if Bjork is dating anyone... hmmmm. But then
again i've heard that Mogadishu has some stunning
beaches. I'll be saving a beach chair for Noam
Chomsky, Greg Palast, John Saul and Lindon Larouche.
I'm sure Lindon will chill out after he gets away from
congress and his legions of fans. At least we'll be at
peace in this burgeoning Anarchist State. Catalonia
eat my shorts! If Hugo Chavez is retiring we'll throw
the party. Bitter toasts will be offered to Karl Marx,
Eugene V. Debs and Nelson Mandella.

Thought du jour. The economy is working again but then
again but most ppl have forgoten for what. Or at least for who.

My advice for year 2004. Join a militia. At least
you'll have gotten in on the ground floor.

As to the Presidential Elections of the same year. I
strongly beleive that the victims of the Great
American Brain Donor Scam will make it a close one.
But the deciding factor will be in the hands of Kathy Harris&Co. who will pull together and give it their all to win one for the Gipper.

Sunday, December 21, 2003

Saddam Hussein was first caught by the Kurds, then left over for the US to have their photo-op.

Saturday, December 20, 2003

Here's the golden excuse: God made me do it. Bush uses it, now the Republican governor of Connecticut uses God to justify his corruption.

Friday, December 19, 2003

New contributor coming soon! Oxycocet will soon be posting to this blog. Watch this space!

Great court defeat for Bush. You just can't keep someone in prison indefinitely only because Bush deemed him to be an enemy combatant. It's about time this squatter gets cut down to size.

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