they're not protestors. They're TERROISTS!
Well i guess this is what happens when you build a state around terrorism.
Ya know, those guys that had just left Nazi hell to bomb the shit out of the Brits in what was still British Palestine. Only to quit their evil ways to find promising positions in the bran new state administration of Israel. (I guess the FLQ had to settle for the PQ.) I just call it by my little pet name, Israhell. Then again they did end up living with Palestinians. The second most hated ppl on earth. (If you're wondering why Jordan and Egypt aren't that keen on the West Bank or Gaza strip anymore ask them what they think of Palestinians.) The Israelis olny became the most hated after they started funding their army with US charity and knocking off any Arab they could get their hands on. IDF or Mossad, either way worked wonders for their neighborly relations. Americans are somewhere down the list past the Chinese, Japanese and Serbs. But hey, Canada's making huge headway with Americans in that depratment. I guess that's what we get for being such smart asses.
But that whole terrorism thing has got to be quashed. One way or another. Too bad the olny two ways they know of are killing off Palestinian leaders and trying to negotiate while killing off their leaders. Well not really, they don't try to negotiate, they just demand negotiations.
It could help if they didn't draw lines in the sand and say "You can go live over there." Then ten years later "You can go live over there now. But we don't realy care either way if you do. Live that is. If that's a problem say so. We'll take care of it right away." Of course the Palestinians end up living in permanent refugee camps. Which, for some strange reason end up nests of anti-Semitic forment and schools of terrorism. But those aren't really a problem either. It's a simple matter of a few armored bulldozers and their attendant infantry battalions. The effect of which reporters can olny write about are a reek of death while being detained on their outskirts for 'security reasons'.
Now i'm not talking out of nowhere here. I've met quite a few Israelis. And there are pretty much two types. Ya know, like in Canadia. Those that watch the news and say 'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!' and those that think that Olie North is a righteous guy. Or even Yigal Amir, fan club and all. Like that IDF soldier who told me how he enforced his check point.
"They'll start off with their usual bullshit. 'If I don't get there i'll lose my job and my family will starve... My mother needs to get to the hospital or she'll die. You know, the usual junk that makes them want to cross our checks after curfew. If they keep on yabbering I just put my pistol to their heads and tell them: 'If you don't turn around right now it's you that'll be dead.'" I don't imagine they start talking back about civil rights or the constitution too often.
But i guess that's what you get for being the big boy's local thug. But in many ways they do have a lot to be thankful for the privilege. Like in '73 when Kissenger dropped off his cloud and saved their asses just when the Syrians and Egyptians were settling on a future mutual border. That counted as a victory too. Which is obviously one of the perks to being part of that select group invited to America's rapidly shrinking international political microcosm. Along with Zaire, the Philippines and Indonesia. A nice little place that lets you define UN resolutions as irrelevant and demands for occupied territory are simply a constant nuisance. But after a while the world becomes so irrationally hostile that they end up having to build a wall around themselves. Which makes perfect strategic sense. Considering that to the east the sea starts just a bit righwise of Shanghai and to the west a few kilometers off Tel Aviv. I guess the difference between the West bank and West Berlin is that Stalin was trying to stop ppl from leaving. Which is pretty much why Israel is importing that precious cheap labor from China and the Philippines. Who are, by the way, contractually obliged not to screw with any Israelis. Sexwise that is. Screwing with Israelis any other way is like screwing with Americans, you're just pissing off a fat lump of dumb bull. Smart ones aside, as always. But that does block off a whole market for the Filipinas. Viet Nam had nothing to do with that booming 'industry'.
I know it's in bad taste, but those Israeli flags made of tiny little swastikas are starting to make much more sense these days. Something got lost. Somewhere between creating masses of viscously hostile refugees and accepting patronage from the guys who pretty much live tested the atom bomb on Nagasaki and Hiroshima. They could have been smart and realized that good fences olny make good neighbors olny if you don't start flinging high explosives over. Or they could have built a superb military only to become a little too proud of it not to use it, invation or not. You've gotta remember that gentile parents used to send their kids to Kibutzes until not too long ago. Now the olny guys who end up there give ya the "Why go there? They need my support. They need my money." reasons.
In short, Israel has become a problem.
Solution? Let them build their wall and forget they exist. At least until they start saying how much of a paradise Flin Flon is on their first student exchange permitted in 20 years.
the foil hat brigade report on Yigal Amir